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      <title>Jeffrey James Binney’s Pig Penis joke featured on KillItInAMinute.com</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 10:52:27 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.JeffreyJamesBinney.com/JeffreyJamesBinney.com/Blog/Entries/2011/1/16_Jeffrey_James_Binneys_Pig_Penis_joke_featured_on_KillItInAMinute.com_files/_ZAC4512.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.JeffreyJamesBinney.com/JeffreyJamesBinney.com/Blog/Media/object001_2.jpg&quot; style=&quot;float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:216px; height:123px;&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Whose pig penis joke was chosen to be the second joke featured on the new stand-up comedy video site KillItInAMinute.com?  This guy’s!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kill It In A Minute is a brand new website which features one minute videos of jokes from various stand-up comedians.  After viewing videos, viewers are asked to vote either KILLED! or BOMED!  After receiving more than one thousand hits in the first twenty-four hours after launch, KillItInAMinute.com is quickly picking up steam and is sure to mainstay in the stand-up comedy scene. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Check out Jeffrey’s KillItInAMInute.com feature &lt;a href=&quot;http://killitinaminute.com/?p=142&quot;&gt;here...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <title>In Case of Emergency</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:10:06 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>110º and more Fatty Fair Food! - Day 4</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:42:58 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Fat and Drunk...Fatty Fair Food and Missouri Wines! - Day 3</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 12:31:50 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Death, Taxes, and Pig $#&amp;T! - Day 2</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:01:12 -0400</pubDate>
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